What Lifetime movie title would make a great fragrance name?


Basenotes Dependent
Oct 14, 2014
I watch Lifetime movies with my mom sometimes. I admit they're a guilty pleasure in that sometimes something so good can be so bad (i.e. junk food). The flimsy plot lines, the two dimensional characters, the wooden performances.... the way everything is neatly resolved within the last 5-10 minutes of the movie.

My first choice would be a Tori Spelling vehicle from the 90's. It's called Mother May I Sleep With Danger? I think this would be a wonderful musk based perfume with floral notes as well as something like gun flint perhaps? :)


Last edited:


Basenotes Dependent
Oct 14, 2014
Oh yes my little dearies! Another perfume from the House of Lifetime! This one is decidedly niche. It's titled

Megachurch Murder

MV5BMTk0NjExNzE0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDYxOTc1NDE@._  V1_SY317_CR1,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

Notes will include lots and lots of florals which reference the many marriages and funerals which would perfume this megachurch. The leading actress role will provide a ham note at times and, due to her sometimes wooden performance, Brazilian Rosewood. Ah yes...and gunflint! Looks like gunflint will be a recurring note in House of Lifetime!

...oh yeah, how could I forget the prominent note of limburger cheese?!
Last edited:


Basenotes Institution
Jan 21, 2006
Fashionably Late (?- inserted the question mark, because it, even in a hypothetical discussion, it may be quite unlikely even for a purely speculative, fictitious fragrance name)
Last edited:


Basenotes Dependent
Oct 14, 2014
After watching a deliciously dreadful Lifetime movie with my mom recently, I learned during the oft recurring commercial breaks that a new hip movie would soon debut on Lifetime. It's called Sugar Daddies. :) ..and I thought, hmm, wonderful name for a fragrance. Of course it had to be a Lifetime movie. Turns out Sugar Daddy already exists...as "Sexual Sugar Daddy" which is quite cheesy! http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/sugar-daddies

I Imagine Sugar Daddy to be sweet and musky fragrance, like chocolate chip cookie dough and raw sexuality combine to form a scentity, a hunkish scentient being. Also present are hints of hickory smoked bacon, leather, vetiver, as well as an award winning Sean Connery Scrotum accord. All this seamlessly combined with other eco-friendly musks and totally natural aromas sure to delight .


Super Member
Aug 18, 2016
I like megachurch murder, lol.

For a rugged, masculine kitsch scent I would have to go with:

Don't Touch My Daughter (1991)



Basenotes Plus
Basenotes Plus
Apr 2, 2008
I like the look of this one or maybe 'Who's the Daddy?'

Double Daddy (2015)

A teen's life turns upside down when her boyfriend impregnates both her and a new student at school.

Latest News

Whatever your taste in perfume, we've got you covered...

catalogue your collection, keep track of your perfume wish-list, log your daily fragrance wears, review your latest finds, seek out long-lost scented loves, keep track of the latest perfume news, find your new favourite fragrance, and discuss perfume with like-minded people from all over the world...