I hope you fired them
Also I keep smelling Vetiver at work. I think it's an oil.
I was taking a walk in the streets and (surprisingly) went past two people smelling great! I hardly ever come across anyone wearing perfume here in Cleveland, so this was a total revelation. The first was a guy about my age, he smelled fab and really intriguing - something like a combination of vintage Armani Eau Pour Homme and vintage Versace L'Homme. The first reaction in my brain was that I have to get a bottle of vintage L'Homme that has been becoming an itch over the last 2-3 weeks. The next was a lady dressed in black and wearing something that smelled like a Tom Ford oud. Not uncommon - I've smelled this a lot on women in Moscow airport, but very much out of the ordinary around these parts. In each case I was walking in the opposite direction to them and didn't get a chance to compliment them, unfortunately.
The last time was in my office cafeteria when I came across this lady smelling great. I complimented her and we had a mini perfume chat, turns out she was wearing Coco Mademoiselle. That was surprising, as Coco Mademoiselle always smelled good to me on paper but never great as it smelled on her. I also suggested her to try some of the perfumes from Malle, including Noir Epices and Une Fleur de Cassie.