How do you wear what you wear?

How do you wear your perfume?
Do you spray your chest, sides or back;
Deodorise the armpits?
Do you spray your neck, or under the collar?
The back of the hand or the forearm.
Maybe you scent your hairline
or your hair.
Are you a dabber, and if so, do you dab your wrist underneath or on top?
And where else do you dab?
You might spray your clothes - on the outside, or on the inside.
Perhaps you perfume a hankie or a tissue.
Do you spray the air and walk through that?
What about a wearing a solid pendant, or a ring, or carrying a pomander against the plague.
And of course there's the house, the car, the furniture, the baby (only joking).
Any others I've missed?

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