Destroy a fragrance name with one letter

[debussychopin]

Im just using what I own:

Tom Ford Tuscan Pleather
creed Aboriginal Santal (i know this doesnt really count)

 

[IsoESuperman]

Elizabeth & James:

Nirvana Whine

Rehashing my earlier Nishane:

Fap Your Flames

Frederic Malle:

Lipstick Hose

 

[Jowan]

Enima~ by Roja Love

Enigma~ By Roja Dove

 

[Roky]

Siberian Tusk
L'eau d'Diver
Eau de Fagnolia
Portrait of a Lad
Noir Epics
Une Fleur de Lassie
Cologne Sindelebile
Dans Tes Bra
Geranium pout Monsieur
Une Nose
Musc for a While / Music for a Wile
Lys Bediterranee
Supertitious
Amazingpreen
1740 Marquis de Fade
Antizéros
Castor by Trumper
Back to Slack
Straight to Heave
Silver Mountain Hater
Big Tony 1 for Women by R Lauren
Blackpeepper
Dung Homme
Versace Creamer
Penhaligon's Tartorial
Diopissimo
Piss My Name
Ed Hardy Love & Fuck for Men
Hose Amazone
Hose Anonyme
Bromanza
Reparation Parfumee (Andree Putman)
Prada Candy Piss
Prada Candy Loss
Plump Japonais
Massage d'Enfer
Loud Wood
Loud Wood Intense
Hombre Leather 16
Tuscan Feather
Obsession for Hen
Modern Ruse
Live Jizz
Indole de Lubin
Kenzo Mower
Asphalt Raincow
Seville A Lube

I'm laughing about Silver Mountain Hater since this morning ... ten hours now ...

 

[Roky]

Siberian Tusk
L'eau d'Diver
Eau de Fagnolia
Portrait of a Lad
Noir Epics
Une Fleur de Lassie
Cologne Sindelebile
Dans Tes Bra
Geranium pout Monsieur
Une Nose
Musc for a While / Music for a Wile
Lys Bediterranee
Supertitious
Amazingpreen
1740 Marquis de Fade
Antizéros
Castor by Trumper
Back to Slack
Straight to Heave
Silver Mountain Hater
Big Tony 1 for Women by R Lauren
Blackpeepper
Dung Homme
Versace Creamer
Penhaligon's Tartorial
Diopissimo
Piss My Name
Ed Hardy Love & Fuck for Men
Hose Amazone
Hose Anonyme
Bromanza
Reparation Parfumee (Andree Putman)
Prada Candy Piss
Prada Candy Loss
Plump Japonais
Massage d'Enfer
Loud Wood
Loud Wood Intense
Hombre Leather 16
Tuscan Feather
Obsession for Hen
Modern Ruse
Live Jizz
Indole de Lubin
Kenzo Mower
Asphalt Raincow
Seville A Lube

I'm laughing about Silver Mountain Hater since this morning ... ten hours now ... ...

 

[JON RODGERS]

Wino Davidoff.
L'Arse Di Gucci.
Vera Wank For Men.

 

[teardrop]

Wino Davidoff.
L'Arse Di Gucci.
Vera Wank For Men.

:grin:

 

[Jon Schmo]

Great stuff! :grin:

 

[broguesforsir]

Eau du Mud - Annick Goutal
Grim Clair - Serge Lutens
Pedro di Taormina - AdP
Blue Beans - Versace

 

[Jowan]

Insurrection Puke 2

 

[ClockworkAlice]

YSL - Ovium
YSL - Magnificent Bossom
YSL - Baby Roll
Gabriela Sabatini - Wild Wimp
Kenzo - Mold
Salvador Dali - Little Hiss (or, even better, Little Piss)
Escada - Ibiza Hippo
Calvin Klein - F*CK All
Calvin Klein - Repeal
Calvin Klein - Contraception
Chanel - Caca
Chanel - Bleh
Laura Baggiotti - Romp
Viktor&Rolf - Plowerbomb
Marc Jacobs - Dairy
Imaginary Authors - Faint Julep
Tom Ford - Soleil Bland
Giorgio Armani - Sit
Frederic Malle - Dans Mon Clit
Ralph Lauren - Collection Limp
Dolce & Gabbana - Light Glue
Dolce & Gabbana - Light Blub
Carolina Herrera - Food Girl
Jimmy Choo - Flush
Jean Paul Gaultier - Le Kale
Thierry Mugler - Nagel [Nail in German]
Christian Dior - Dupe
Creed - Green Irish Weed
Estée Lauder - White Line
Cacharel - Anals Anals

and celebrity ones are just a gold mine:
Christina Aguilera - Touch of Reduction
Beyoncé - Meat; Midnight Meat; Shimmering Meat; Meat Kissed; and Meat Push
Beyoncé - Rise Sheep
Jennifer Lopez - Blow
Shakira - Cock
Taylor Swift - Incredible Thongs

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

YSL - Ovium
YSL - Magnificent Bossom
YSL - Baby Roll
Gabriela Sabatini - Wild Wimp
Kenzo - Mold
Salvador Dali - Little Hiss (or, even better, Little Piss)
Escada - Ibiza Hippo
Calvin Klein - F*CK All
Calvin Klein - Repeal
Calvin Klein - Contraception
Chanel - Caca
Chanel - Bleh
Laura Baggiotti - Romp
Viktor&Rolf - Plowerbomb
Marc Jacobs - Dairy
Imaginary Authors - Faint Julep
Tom Ford - Soleil Bland
Giorgio Armani - Sit
Frederic Malle - Dans Mon Clit
Ralph Lauren - Collection Limp
Dolce & Gabbana - Light Glue
Dolce & Gabbana - Light Blub
Carolina Herrera - Food Girl
Jimmy Choo - Flush
Jean Paul Gaultier - Le Kale
Thierry Mugler - Nagel [Nail in German]
Christian Dior - Dupe
Creed - Green Irish Weed
Estée Lauder - White Line
Cacharel - Anals Anals

and celebrity ones are just a gold mine:
Christina Aguilera - Touch of Reduction
Beyoncé - Meat; Midnight Meat; Shimmering Meat; Meat Kissed; and Meat Push
Beyoncé - Rise Sheep
Jennifer Lopez - Blow
Shakira - Cock
Taylor Swift - Incredible Thongs

:tekst-toppie:

Thank you ClockworkAlice. Had me in stitches and you’ve made my day :grin:

 

[ClockworkAlice]

:tekst-toppie:

Thank you ClockworkAlice. Had me in stitches and you’ve made my day :grin:

Glad you liked it! :laugh:

 

[teardrop]

:tekst-toppie:

Thank you ClockworkAlice. Had me in stitches and you’ve made my day :grin:

Same here! :thumbsup:

 

[ClockworkAlice]

Same here! :thumbsup:

Yay! Thanks! ^^

Also adding a fragrance I tried today (and found it very nice, though not spectacular enough to consider to buy):
Zadig & Voltaire - This is Hen!

 

[JON RODGERS]

Hiram Green - Arbole Arsole.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

FM Carnal Blower
Chanel Santaeus
Avon Mild Country
Michael Hors For Men
Ormonde Jayne Told
Hermes Hel Ami
Strumper’s Neucris
Montale Sambac Rice
Faberge Grut For Men
SL Muscs Koublai Khant
Davidoff Not Water
SL Caim Blond
Montale Patchouli Heaves

 

[Halo]

This is the most hilarious thread I've read in years.
Here's my little contribution:

Lutens Five o'cock au gingembre
Lutens Santal bland
Kenzo Blower
LUSH Fresh Ass
LUSH Gross
LUSH Honey I wasted the kids

Cheers!

 

[Kaern]

Vodka on the Cocks - Kilian

Bruv - Faberge

 

[freewheelingvagabond]

Xerjoff Ipisss

 

[TT2450]

English Fear & Freesia - Jo Malone
Lack Orchid - Tom Ford
Ever Gloom - Shiseido
Dipstick Rose - Frederic Malle

 

[Redneck Perfumisto]

English Fear & Freesia - Jo Malone
Lack Orchid - Tom Ford
Ever Gloom - Shiseido
Dipstick Rose - Frederic Malle

LOL!!! :grin:

 

[Trilby Lark]

Cuir de Hussie - Chanel

 

[JON RODGERS]

Maison Francis Kurkdjian - Ciel De Bum.
Prada - Luna Tossa.
4160 Tuesdays - Fart's Knicker Drawer.
LesNez - Let Me Slay The Lion.
Jo Malone - Wild Pig and Cassis.
Jean Patou - Colon.
Penhaligon's - DP No 9.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Wrench Lover
Jazzaro Pour Homme
Wild Pain
Cold Woman / Old Man (Limited edition Amouage duo)
Midnight In Haris
Grabitas

 

[thrilledchilled]

Tusk Cologne
Private Lapel
Chive Christian
Greed

 

[Trilby Lark]

31 rue Jambon - Chanel
Dude - Christian Dior

 

[D.McDutchface]

MFK's Oud Milk Mood
Amouage's Mold Man
Prada's Luna Rossa Snort
Parfums Nicolai's New-Fork

 

[IsoESuperman]

Paris-Penise - Chanel
Sham Oud - Memo
Fubar - Amouage
Rochas LuIz (okay I capitalized the 'i' and added the 'z', maybe doesn't count)

Montale is a gold mine for low-hanging fruit:

Lack Aoud
Aoud Slime
Intense Cale
Black Nurple
Dud Tobacco
Fantastic Dud (so many duds)
Cashmere Woody
Pew Musk
Frown Aoud
Minger Delight
Intense Popper
Santal Dood
Liver Aoud
Sweat Flowers
Wild Bears

 

[Ken_Russell]

Zara White Bag

 

[LL Cool Spray]

Only the Grave

 

[Ken_Russell]

Joop Le Barn

 

[Earlyn]

Read through this entire thread for the first time and subscribed! Y’all are so hilarious :laugh:
I was laughing so hard my daughter knocked on my door to make sure I was OK.

Here are some more, tried not to repeat -

Blue Gross - Arden, eww
Bottega Vendeta - don’t make em mad
Cashbah - Avon, cash only please
Cinnabarn - Lauder, Mmm?
Covert - SJP, keep it to yourself
Door Door - Dior, who’s there?
Divan - Ungaro, a relaxing scent
Faucets - Avon, you’ll gush about this one
Flours de Rocailles - Caron, wonder what’s in there?
My Sink - Lanvin, a whole lot of everything
Staring - Avon, try not to be creepy
Slash - SJP, Very Goth
Digress - Faberge, a talky fragrance
Dimeless - Avon, the xtra budget line
Stocade - Rochas, stampeding animalics
Truly Mace - Coty, you’ve been warned
Tween - Lentheric, know your market
Uninhabited - Cher, expansive but melancholy
Shite Linen - Lauder, a scrubber for many
Eau de Job - Patou, smell of success or the stench of it
Fidjit - Laroche, calm your senses
Grist lair - Lutens, a gnarly perfume
Fougere Lube - Rogue, such an innovation!
Floss Morti - Rogue, some halitosis notes in here, seriously
Dishtar - Rogue, aquatic-soapy-petrol composition
Jammin Antique - Rogue, lively floral
Mules - Dior, words fail
Louver - Lutens, cool and modern, edgy
Tobacci Vanilley - Ford, ice cream parlor and a spittoon
Louder for Men - Lauder, is that really necessary?
Livid - Claiborne, watch the fumes with this one

 

[TT2450]

Haha, that was excellent! :laugh: Gave me a good laugh.
(Would love to see some of these in production!)

 

[IsoESuperman]

L'ost car pour Homme - Roja Dove (aka Dude, Where's my Roja?)

 

[Kaern]

Shite - Comme des Garcons

Mr Subtle, that's me

 

[CookBot]

Black Douch -- Franck Olivier

Douch of Pink -- Lacoste

 

[Ken_Russell]

Indolence

 

[Andy the frenchy]

... (too trashy - deleted)

 

[Ken_Russell]

Obsession foe Men