Perfume Reviews by Trauerkraut

Pure Morning Man by Marc O'Polo
Citrus/cedar - nothing special - 15 in a dozen - why does it exist?
Kenzoair by Kenzo
To me Kenzo Air smells a lot like Eau de Rochas pour Homme: they both share the same myrrh-licquorice-like atmosphere. Very nice!ADVERTISEMENT

Apparition Homme Intense by Ungaro
I bought this one blind...stupid me! This is by far the worst smelling-experience in my life: there is really nothing to like in this bitter beast...simply horrible!
Oscar de la Renta pour Lui by Oscar de la Renta
Pour Lui smells like somewhere between Tsar and Versace L'Homme; a little more accessible and a little less agressive...really nice!
L'Essence de Must de Cartier by Cartier
This is a beautifully refined non-macho scent, marvelously smelling close to the skin, to keep it as a delicious surprise for those who have the privilege to enter its presence.If you find it, buy two bottles...it's great!

Boss Orange Man by Hugo Boss
Fresh start: orange, short and nothing new...and then this thousand in a dozen, cedar dominated, überboring drydown! Only for uncurable Boss addicts!
Pure Lavande by Azzaro
There is one 'Pure Lavender' and that is Caron 'Pour Un Homme': this is his dull chemical brother in law.
About Men by Bruno Banani
As mediocre as the name of the house already suggested.
Lalique White by Lalique
Don't like the dominating cedar!
Blu pour Homme by Bulgari
A überboring wooddominated thirteen-in-a-dozen scent. Better skip this one: it is cloying and you've smelled it all before.
Gai Mattiolo Uomo by Gai Mattiolo
One of those hidden marvels!Wonderful refined (summer-)refreshment for scandalous little money.
Buy before it will be discontinued!

Sex Appeal for Men by Jovan
Somewhat skinny but rather nice smelling odour. Nothing special though and certainly nothing provocative. It is too thin to be noticed so it will not attract women either.Bad promise!

Stetson by Stetson
...makes me think of Brokeback Mountain?? Nevertheless quite nice for some occasions!
Bleu de Chanel Eau de Toilette by Chanel
Why re-invent Xeryus Rouge?
Fahrenheit Absolute by Christian Dior
I do not like the woody dry-down: to my nose it smells like my Moroccan neighbor who showers once a week. Clotted sweat. Bah!
Le Mâle by Jean Paul Gaultier
Horrible!This scent smells like an empty pub on sunday mornings.
Biggest problem: most users seem not to be able to wear it in acceptable proportions and poison the air far outside their territories. Yyyaaargh!