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Redneck Perfumisto's Review of Fresh Getaway by Bath and Body Works

At the border of
Cleanliness and Godliness
She found her hideout

With the priests and nuns
Of Beachy Reminiscence
With their clean towels

That nobody steals
Their cool cottons and linens
That don't get dirty

And their sacred rites
Conducted by bonfires with
Toasted marshmallows.

To join their order
She cleaned many a toilet
With yuzu perfumes

Until they knew that
She was indeed one of them
And that, my friends, is

Where her trail went cool
You know, I cannot recall
What they said she did.

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