Steel
Bath and Body Works (2020)

Conspiracy of
Bergamot and coumarin
To smell like neither

Is punishable
By reminiscence of the
Pokémon fragrance

Metallic citrus
Reminding one of nothing
In a something way

Without the lemons
Still trying to get a whiff
With a childish smile

Stop sniffing the pan
And put something in it, boy
I said to myself

While fighting the urge
To smell behind the curtain
And grow TFU

Thus recommended
For kids needing a pan that's
Safe for the office.