Dark Ride 
Xyrena (2015)

Xyrena is an odd brand to me, and it seems their stuff is very polarizing. I wanted to like this, I really did. That being said, this stuff is putrid. Do not buy unless you want it for a halloween party or a halloween haunt event, which is pretty much the only acceptable locations to wear it. As a huge fan of amusement parks and indoor dark rides like Pirates of the Caribbean, I tried it just out of pure curiosity. I was hoping to smell that delicious chemical bromine from the water treatments they do in pirates of the caribbean, but unfortunately you get very little to none of that. I would describe it more like damp basement, ozone, musty moldy clothes, etc. To me it smelled very close to the Den of Thieves dark ride at Indiana Beach amusement park. It has a moldy smell as if a dark ride has been slowly rotting from water damage. So yes, it does smell like a particular type of dark ride, but NOT the type you want it to be.

Also, the worst (best?) part is that this stuff is nuclear strength. It will knock you over with one spray and it will last on your skin and clothing for A WEEK. I am not joking. In fact I think this stuff has the highest longevity of anything I have tried, and one spray around my neck had it lasting on the collar of my shirt for over a month, through repeated washings trying to get the stuff out. It's unbelievable how long the stuff lasts, and in this case I think that's a bad thing given how gross it is.

I understand and agree with the previous reviewer when they said it has a certain quality that makes you want to keep coming back to smell it. But then every time you smell it you think, "WHY did I do that?" It's the type of smell where you take one whiff and exclaim "GROSS" and then immediately turn to your friends and beg them to smell it too.

Please please please try a sample of this stuff and don't blind buy it, because there is a 99% chance you will hate it.